RIDE BERZERKER WIDE

The Saturn V with which Jake Blauvelt takes off for his killer runs has a rage inside that I won't tell you, and its directional construction with wide rocker at the tip screams FREERIDE with full force. Stable as hell between drop and tropical turns if you get it you'll have the pleasure of discovering that it's a pretty good blade on the piste too, capable of pulverizing skiers and harassing female skiers at speeds never assumed by science. The carbon-and-fiber stuffing is the child of technology second to none, and the slab catapults you a few seconds ahead in space-time, so in addition to surfing like a god you'll also be able to predict when the bartender's tray is about to fall off, saving her in the corner and towing at a safe clip.